Plastic Fumes

Ed

Thinks he's the scholar of the room's toy population. He is, but only because he's the only one who cares enough to read the news and check news websites when the room-mates are out of the room. Thinks he looks cool, and won't let anyone forget it.

First appearance:
October 27th, 2005

Jesus

Despite obvious naming irregularities, Jesus is not hispanic. Much to his chagrin, Ed hasn't quite wrapped his mind around the idea. Jesus mostly spends his time listening to music or surfing the net's unscrupulous underbelly. He's a bit of a busybody, however, and has been known to be frighteningly aware of the goings-on of the room.

First appearance:
October 27th, 2005

Evan

Evan's side of the room is where Ed and Jesus hang out, and it's his computer that the comandeer for whatever purposes they have in mind. This is mostly because they actually belong to Evan - though they'll never admit it - who got them for $0.65 each at a clearance sale, and then forgot about them when he realized that the gum that came with them probably tasted like ass to begin with, and hadn't improved with age. Evan is the toy-collector of the two room-mates, and he's studying Business and Japanese. He spends most of his free time on his computer, much to the annoyance of all his toys, but is oddly the more pro-active of the two room-mates.

First appearance:
October 29th, 2005

Jay

Jay collects comics and comic-book toys, and he's majoring in Classics and Government. Of the two room-mates, he's probably the messier, if only just. Jay also owns most of the electronic equipment in the room, and is ironically much better at keeping up with his finances than Evan. Denies his addiction to Diet Coke.

First appearance:
October 29th, 2005